sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
*white dog owner voice* i am not a dog OWNER, I hate the connotation of that word…as if they’re a SLAVE or something. I am a dog GUARDIAN I feel as thou- wait a second these negroes outside are tootin and hollerin
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.
remember that ncis scene where they were being “hacked” because tons of really irrelevant popups were coming up on their screen and so two of the main characters got up against one keyboard and furiously mashed keys
My dreams are almost always ultra violent. I don’t like it, sometimes I wake up unrested and with a pounding head.
Like last night I don’t even know what the fuck this dream was all about. I was in some kind of military style training camp and something got out of control. So, suddenly I’m fighting my way out of tons of people and its grueling and brutal. Then the whole camp get flooded by waves so its all the fighting of before except now in knee deep cold water.
Why can’t I just have nice dreams? Puppies and nature instead of breaking bones and rivers of blood.